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I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
- Augusten Burroughs

Truth from a signer

The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive.
- Thomas Jefferson

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Quotes I thought needed to be shared.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

- Ann Landers

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

- Alfred North Whitehead

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
- Quentin Crisp

Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
- Iris Murdoch

"Wizard of Id"

I saw this comic today and thought it was to funny not to pass up

Bad days sometimes just happen

Bad day? Perhaps not

sworn I hit the brake pedal!
Car upside down in the bay - see guy standing on it?
Call out the wrecker!

Coming back up...coming...coming
Coming...almost there!

Ooops!

I could have sworn I set the brakes on that truck!
Time to get a Bigger Wrecker!

Ok, we got the car...let's get the other wrecker now!


O...O...oohhh No!!

Who's gonna explain this one to the insurance guys

SEE...your day has not been so bad after all...

Moral Friar Funny

These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.

He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious Thug in town to "persuade" them to close.


Hugh beat up the friars and trashed Their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

Terrified, they did so.

The Moral to this story is that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.