"Wizard of Id"

I saw this comic today and thought it was to funny not to pass up

Bad days sometimes just happen

Bad day? Perhaps not

sworn I hit the brake pedal!
Car upside down in the bay - see guy standing on it?
Call out the wrecker!

Coming back up...coming...coming
Coming...almost there!

Ooops!

I could have sworn I set the brakes on that truck!
Time to get a Bigger Wrecker!

Ok, we got the car...let's get the other wrecker now!


O...O...oohhh No!!

Who's gonna explain this one to the insurance guys

SEE...your day has not been so bad after all...

Moral Friar Funny

These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.

He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious Thug in town to "persuade" them to close.


Hugh beat up the friars and trashed Their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

Terrified, they did so.

The Moral to this story is that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

funny

A little Christian humor

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated!
How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,
"JESUS SAVES"

9 words women use

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in FINE.
(see #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means.. she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint.
Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "you lose!"

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the man asking "what's wrong" and for the woman's response refer to #3.

My Sweetie

Well I finally figured out the best way to get the ancient camera to work. it takes 10 seconds to take a picture and there's no view screen to see how the pictures turn out. I ended up hooking it up via the usb port and taking the pics with picassa. I took this pic of me and my sweetie. when she saw it she said it makes me look.......

Oh well the camera always adds 10 pounds, so they say.